QB Matt Simms of Louisville transferring

George S. Patton · Post by **George S. Patton** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:47 pm

Son of former NY Giants QB Phil Simms leaving. There are some QBs out there.

Just saw it on the ESPN crawl. Have no other information.

expony18 · Post by **expony18** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:28 am

Matt Simms had gained notoriety for his performance in the New Jersey State Championship -- specifically flipping the bird to fans of the opposing team after the game.

Matt Simms has thrown all of ten passes in his time at Louisville. Simms had also been suspended for four games this past season for the nebulous "team rules" violation, better explained by a photo that made the rounds on the internet.

http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2009/0 ... the-start/

White Helmet · Post by **White Helmet** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:11 am

post the photo expony we know you have it somewhere

RGV Pony · Post by **RGV Pony** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:32 am

White Helmet wrote:post the photo expony we know you have it somewhere

in case expony is still comfortably snoozing away up in Tulsa:

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt ... image&cd=1

SMU 86 · Post by **SMU 86** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:57 am

If we don't get Marve, Simms would be a good option IMO.

Mexmustang · Post by **Mexmustang** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:46 am

I think that there are enough jerks playing at playing football in Dallas already.

Why are the Dallas Cowboys like an armadillo? "They play dead at home and get killed on the road?"

mrydel · Post by **mrydel** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:39 am

Mexmustang wrote:I think that there are enough jerks playing at playing football in Dallas already.

Why are the Dallas Cowboys like an armadillo? "They play dead at home and get killed on the road?"

I think that would apply more to a possum, or my ex wife for the first part.

Big Hoss · Post by **Big Hoss** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:46 am

Mexmustang wrote:I think that there are enough jerks playing at playing football in Dallas already.

Why are the Dallas Cowboys like an armadillo? "They play dead at home and get killed on the road?"

And why is a dollar better than the Dallas Cowboys? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Mexmustang · Post by **Mexmustang** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:33 am

You are absolutely right about the possum...was up very late last night and woke up with either a senior moment or brain freeze, I just can't seem remember what my excuse was!

Mexmustang · Post by **Mexmustang** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:37 am

What do you call 47 millionaires watching the Super Bowl on TV?
The Dallas Cowboys!

What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? Both can make 75,000 people stand on their feet and yell "Jesus Christ"!

mrydel · Post by **mrydel** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:37 am

Mexmustang wrote:You are absolutely right about the possum...was up very late last night and woke up with either a senior moment or brain freeze, I just can't seem remember what my excuse was!

I am also right about my ex wife.

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:40 am

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers and we will never find out!

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possum have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Disclosure: Although a person with my acute sense of humor is capable of coming up with such lovely bon mots on his own, the foregoing was blantantly plaigerized from an email I got yesterday.

RednBlue11 · Post by **RednBlue11** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:23 pm

chris was good at texas but he thought he was God's gift to UT.....if the younger is anything like that...STAY AWAY!

Mexmustang · Post by **Mexmustang** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:42 pm

I'll trade you, sight unseen!

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:03 pm

How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
47, they'll all be janitors next year.

What did Tony Romo say to Jessica Simpson?
Wake up, please wake up, we haven't even been married yet.

What did Jessica Simpson say to Tony Romo?
Get me that pitcher of Orange juice, if you can hold on to it.

What did the offensive line of the Cowboys say to the defensive line of the Eagles?
Would you like to meet Tony?